M1: Do it, cut it! Hundreds of thousands of knitters have done this before. Don’t freak out!
M2: All those other knitters were CRAZY! This is CRAZY! Knitting should not be cut in half!
M1: This was your plan all along, so just stick with the plan
M2: What if I missed a step, what if something goes horribly wrong?*
M1: And if you don’t do it, you’ve got a sweater you won’t wear because it’s got a weird freaking placket in the front that was MEANT FOR THE STEEK! Just do it already.
M2: OMG! Here goes. *breathe* EEEK!
M1: You’re doing alright, just keep going…. Wait… what is that?!
M2: OMG OMG OMG! It’s starting to unravel! FUCK! What do I do? *hands begin to shake*
M1: Other knitters have said it started to unravel, but then stopped unravelling. Don’t FREAK OUT! Just calm down and finish it, there’s no going back.
M2: *pants* OH GOD! I think I’m going to screw up the most beautiful sweater I ever knit before it’s even done!
M1: Just keep going! You’re almost to the colorwork.
M2: Oh Shit.
M1: Oh Shit.
M2: I’m supposed to have 3 stitch on each side of the steek. There’s only 2 on this side, not 3.
M1: Uh… yeah.
M2: Crap. Is 2 enough for it to not unravel?
M1: No idea….
M2: ….. not helping….
M1: Well, just finish, you’ll make it work.
M2: I always do, don’t I. Maybe I should have started at the top…
I somehow got off on my first cut by one stitch too far left and ended up with 2 steek stitches on the left and 4 on the right. But the steek is cut and the facings are picked up.
I always thought the yarn harlot was exaggerating when she talked about having to have a little lie down after cutting a steek. Now I’m sure she was dead serious. My hands are still shaking and I feel like I’ve just run a mile chased by rabbid dogs. I think I need a cup of tea.
M
*I DID miss a step, I forgot to sew the steeks before cutting, which I know is not strictly necessary, but I realized it when I was about 2″ into the cut.