3rd Annual Blogger's Silent Poetry Reading

For this third installment of the Blogger’s Silent Poetry Reading, I’m digging WAY back into my childhood. With a linguist-at-heart, Mother, who reads voraciously and acted in community theater, I had a childhood full of classic literary references and accents randomly interjected into conversation.

But my mom had a poem memorized that she used to recite to us when going to bed, and my first thought for what to post today was this. The poem is written in a Scottish dialect, so just sound out the words (it helps if you read it aloud, even though that makes it not technically a “silent” poetry reading), roll the ‘R’s, and enjoy. If the Scottish accent is a bit thick and it makes no sense, this page offers translation of some of the weirder words.

Cuddle Doon by Alexander Anderson.

The bairnies cuddle doon at nicht,
Wi’ muckle fash an’ din.
“Oh, try and sleep, ye waukrife rogues;
Your faither’s comin’ in.”
They never heed a word I speak.
I try to gie a froon;
But aye I hap them up, an’ cry,
“Oh, bairnies, cuddle doon!”

Wee Jamie wi’ the curly heid –
He aye sleeps next the wa’ –
Bangs up an’ cries, “I want a piece” –
The rascal starts them a’.
I rin an fetch them pieces, drinks –
They stop awee the soun’ –
Then draw the blankets up, an’ cry,
“Noo, weanies, cuddle doon!”

But ere five minutes gang, wee Rab
Cries oot, frae ‘neath the claes,
“Mither, mak’ Tam gie ower at ance:
He’s kittlin’ wi’ his taes.”
The mischief’s in that Tam for tricks;
He’d bother half the toon.
But aye I hap them up an’ cry,
“Oh, bairnies, cuudle doon!”

At length they hear their father’s fit;
An’, as he steeks the door,
They turn their faces to the wa’,
While Tam pretends to snore.
“Hae a’ the weans been gude?” he asks,
As he pits aff his shoon.
“The bairnies, John, are in their beds,
An’ lang since cuddled doon.”

An’ just afore we bed oorsels,
We look at oor wee lambs.
Tam has his airm roun’ wee Rab’s neck,
An’ Rab his airm roun’ Tam’s.
I lift wee Jamie up the bed,
An, as I straik each croon,
I whisper, till my heart fills up,
“Oh, bairnies, cuddle doon!”

The bairnies cuddle doon at nicht
Wi’ mirth that’s dear to me;
But soon the big warl’s cark an’ care
Will quaten doon their glee.
Yet, come what will to ilka ane,
May He who rules aboon
Aye whisper, through their pows be bald,
“Oh bairnies, cuddle doon!”

M

Go ahead, make my day….

Since I’ve now been tagged twice (by Romi and Laura, I figure I should get on it and do the damn meme already 😉 Also because I’m not ready to show you the Zephyros shawl yet like I thought I would be.

1. Totally not in the knitting world, but Dooce.com makes my day every day. Heather’s witty writing style and sardonic sense of humor give me comfort that I am not alone in being deeply sarcastic. And also, for the record, I saw her once in the grocery store.

2. Scout. Need I say more? OK, fine… I’ll say more. Scout is feisty, generous, kind, and also has a great sense of humor. Her photographs inspire me to sell all my yarn and buy a Digital SLR. Not really… but she makes me wonder if maybe I should consider it a bit more seriously.

3. The speed and finesse with which cosmicpluto churns out those finished pieces is amazing. I love her sense of style and use of color.

4. Enchanting Juno. Simply because her little observations on life always open my eyes. She inspires me to keep on with the self analysis and the making myself better, even though it hurts quite often.

5. Anne is my friend, online and IRL, and someday we will rule the world (and we’ve got the tiaras to prove it), but for now she inspires me with her weekly goals (something I have yet to master) and her solidarity in being who she is. She is quite often my rock when I’m about to fall apart, she keeps me on task when I’m avoiding a project, and she gives me inspiration in the form of yarn. 🙂

6. The way Inky was willing to do anything it took to become a healthier person and how she’s keeping track and has completely changed her diet and lifestyle inspires me to at the LEAST exercise a bit. Seriously, if this wonderful woman could loose 114 pounds and completely change her life, I can loose my flabby tummy and tone my muscles.

7. First, I have to admit that my twinge of jealousy of Knitspot Anne almost kept me from putting her on this list. Her designs are gorgeous and as a lover of lace, how could I NOT love her blog. Even if I sometimes curse myself with “why didn’t I think of that!?”

8. Spinning Spider Jenny‘s blog has SO much spinning love your head might just explode! She gives GREAT directions, and always encourages you to try new things. If you’ve got a spinning question, I bet she’s got the answers.

9. The Pioneer Woman has witty banter, fabulous story telling, GREAT food and breathtaking photographs. What more could you want from a blog? Ree winds the tail of how she turned from a Sushi-eating, L.A. living chic in black heels to living on a ranch in the middle of the prairie with wild mustangs and castrated calves. Not to be missed.

10. IKEA hacker. Now that I have an IKEA near me (even if it’s not within public transportation distance), I can really enjoy this blog. The creative and awesome things that people do to transform IKEA furniture fascinates me. And some of the hacks have inspired me to become more organized and to be creative with my space.

I don’t know if this is technically a meme, but take it if you want it.

M

Just a heads up…

There is a minor errata for the Woven Cable Scarf and Wrap. The chart is correct, but on Row 29 of the written instructions only, it should read:

“sl, k1, *p2, k2, p2, Cr3R, Cr3L, p2, Cr3R, Cr3L, p2, Cr3R, Cr3L, p2, k2*,p2, k2″

As always, errata are listed here. If you purchased the pattern and would like to download the updated version, just shoot me an e-mail through the store with your order number and I will refresh it. All downloads from here on out are the new, corrected version.

M

Biggotry in the Tea World

Just for clarification, I like my tea with half and half or cream. Either one is good with me.

Everyone is entitled to their opinions about what should go in tea, but don’t be a hater ‘cuz I like the cream 😉

Love and kisses,
Miriam

Winter Sunday

The morning sun is struggling through the approaching storm clouds outside, but I am bundled in flannel pj pants and a hoodie, with felted clogs on my feet.

In a minute I will go downstairs, cut myself a piece of Blackberry Galette* and pour a big handthrown pottery mug full of tea, British style with cream half & half. Then I will sit on the floor, surrounded by my stitch pattern books and graph paper and yarn, and continue swatching for the Zephyros shawl for Wooly Wonka‘s Change of Seasons shawl club. I’m loving where it’s going and I’m getting excited about it. I’ll show you some swatches in a day or two.

M

*from Nigella Lawson‘s How To Be A Domestic Goddess.

Puttering Flutter

The flutter scarf pattern is basically written, but I can’t decide how best to block the ruffles. In that first picture you can see my attempt at pleats. I really don’t like it. It’s too harsh and pointy. Not ruffly like I wanted.

The second time I blocked it I tried doing the ruffles separately, but I don’t think I stretched them DOWN far enough. This weekend I think I will try again, but block the whole end at the same time. Just pin it all out in a big arc. I’m just not sure what is going to give me the effect I want. I’ll try to take pictures too and let you all see how it goes.

M

A Random Wednesday Post

1. I feel super klutzy lately. I have been running into walls (although I think that has more to do with a messed up equilibrium due to sinus issues than klutzyness) and I managed to bruise the INSIDE of my right index finger and my left shin (in two separate incidents) QUITE badly. Although I remember quite clearly how I got the bruise on my shin by turning around quickly into a metal cornered file lock box, I’m a bit hazy on how I hurt my finger. I think it might have involved the demise of a ganglion cyst by a very energetic round of the cup game.

2. I have been knitting… quite a bit, and in keeping with my M.O. of late, I have waited until it’s finished to even say anything about it 🙂 I present the Flutter Scarf, pattern forthcoming. The yarn is some truly lovely Alpaca and Soysilk blend laceweight from Skylark Yarns, died dyed by Anne.

3. In an attempt to turn a blind eye on my knitting deadlines (which are not quite desperate, but I haven’t reached a math epiphany yet, so I can’t continue), I cast on a pair of socks for C. They’re generally mindless, well appreciated, and mean I have one more day of the week before I hear the phrase “Do I have any clean socks?” and have to think about laundry. Sometimes they are TOO mindless though, and having just come down off the ledge from finishing Pat’s never-ending black socks of DOOM, I didn’t really want to climb back on the crazy train, so I added a wee faux-cable on each side of the instep ribbing. C approves and every 6th row I get to do a little happy dance with the stitches. It breaks up the monotony of really tall, ribbed man socks, which in turn break up the monotony of deadline knitting. It’s a win-win situation.

4. I succumbed to the evil temptress known as the Local Yarn Store Owner and purchased 3 skeins (over separate visits, I’m nothing if not consistent) of Araucania Sock Yarn. It’s squooshy and wonderful and the colors are just AMAZING! It feels a lot like Shepherd Sock, which is far and away my favorite sock yarn. Buy some if you can find it. The semi-solids are particularly lovely.

5. After plugging in the camera via USB cord for months (and being at the mercy of FINDING the USB cord in order to download pictures) I discovered that not only did my laptop have an SD memory card slot (which I knew from the beginning, but smooshed underneath the SD slot, it has an XD slot, which is exactly what the camera cards are! eheheh! So no more hunting for the cord, I just remove the memory card from my camera (either one since they both use an XD card) and slide it on in!

6. I just realized that I never told you all that I got a laptop all the way back in September. I did. It’s lovely. 🙂 Finally all my stuff is in one place and I can work on stuff while C plays games. I can play WoW WITH C, and I can take my design work WITH me wherever I go!

Happy Hump Day!
M

All up and running

My site is all up and running again (at least as far as I can tell). Let me know if you see any bugs. The shop has been tested and is running again as well.

In completely unrelated news, Heath Ledger has died. Be still my heart.

I posted this before, but it got eaten when they switched my site back to the old server.

My Uncle’s server company was sold to another company who moved my site without notifying me. So I just got up and nothing worked. The store is DEFINITELY not working, but I can’t even get into the admin panel to put the shop down for maintenance.

My e-mail is messed up, so if you sent me something that I haven’t responded to, please send it again.

My Akismet spam plugin is also not working, so I have to keep monitoring the blog to make sure nothing gets through.

Grr… I am really not happy.

M

A Laugh to Start the Weekend Off Right

Anne sent me a link to this and it made my rather harried and stressed day much better. Thought you might enjoy it.

And I made it through a week of blogging every day! (At least weekdays… I hardly ever blog on weekends) Let’s see if I can continue the trend 🙂 It’s not like I have nothing to SHOW when I’m not blogging… and hopefully I will get my wonderful beloved camera (which needs a name, I’ve decided) back from the shop, and then I will be eager to blog again.

M